Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rum-willing, Sea-faring, Beard-bearing Sociopaths!

Will it be politically incorrect, I wonder, to dress up like a pirate this year for Halloween?  Not that it's ever been popular to go as a Nazi or a member of the Taliban, but still - I would hate to see another staple of my youth trampled by current events.  It's bad enough kids these days have to trick or treat at 3:30 in the afternoon.  
Okay... it's hard not to poke fun at the headlines when "PIRATES!" are splashed all over them.  Nobody is fooled:  the discrepancy between Captain Hook and these neo-pirate jerks is wider than the one between Gandalf and Chris Angel.  I'm surprised the media doesn't call them "ocean terrorists", but then I remember that the media loves to sensationalize anything (soulless bastards) and suddenly I'm not surprised at all.  After the giggles are over and you actually get to reading the newsfeed though, there's very little funny about any of this.  
Most disturbing are the vows of revenge.  These are distinctly different than the revenge vows coming out of villagers in Afghanistan, coming from innocents in Iraq.  When family members are collateral damage, it's not surprising you'd see otherwise peaceful people become militant, and it's a shitty cycle that bums me out every time I look at the paper.  But this is different.  Listen to this guy: 
"Every country will be treated the way it treats us.  In the future, America will be the one mourning and crying...We will retaliate (for) the killings of our men," says a pirate named Abdullahi Lami.*  
First of all, since when can you interview a fucking pirate?  Secondly, and more importantly, does this guy not get it?  He's a pirate!  Did he not realize that capturing boats, taking hostages, and demanding ransoms is potentially dangerous?  The US will be the ones mourning and crying, he says. Weren't we already, when pirates took our loved ones hostages?  
It's too bad they don't have eyepatches and peglegs, but what's worse is that these semi-organized criminals come from a socio-economic situation so bad they don't realize piracy isn't a legitimate career option.  Haven't they seen those shitty PSA's with the bad electronic music played before the title screen on DVD's? Oh yeah - they're probably not on the pirated copies.  
Abdullahi Lami sounds like a sociopath to me, and my instinct is to say the hell with him - but it's never that simple.  The Darwinian struggle takes on a different meaning in Somalia, and blasting pirates out of the water won't stop other hungry folks taking to the seas.  They've got to compete for resources somehow.   I just hope we don't rely on snipers to solve this problem as much as the Lost Boys relied on Peter Pan, because it'll take more than force.  


*quoted from the article Saved by SEALS, by Todd Pitman and Pauline Jelinik, retrieved from the AP on April 13th 2009,

Saturday, April 4, 2009

I was just reading Bukowski, and...

(Disclaimer: this blog is about sex and porn.  It acknowledges that I have had sex, and have watched porn.  If someday you don't give me a job because of this blog,  you're a hypocrite,  Or a Mormon.  If these subjects make you uncomfortable, please do not continue reading, unless you like feeling uncomfortable, in which case, read on) 

I wonder what Freud would think of the porn industry.  Would he snort a line, light a cuban, and say "I told you so"?  Would he be disgusted, or vindicated?  
A little of both probably.  Truth is, the porn industry fries my circuits a little.  I'm no prude, but there is a Grand-Fucking-Canyon dividing sex as I know it, and sex as it has evolved through pornography.  
I've watched porno.  Obviously.  But I am almost always left unfulfilled - partially because porno dulls the imagination, but also because it's so rare to find people having good sex on tape.  All the freaky fetish shit on the internet doesn't thrill me in the slightest.  If I'm going to watch people have sex, I want to see people who:
A.  Know one another.
B.  Are attracted to one another, and most importantly,
C.  Want to have sex with one another.

Understandably, this is rare; porn is a business.  Making love is not efficient, nor is it profitable for an industry.  Porn is commercial.  It's mainstream, and as long as sex is filmed for money, it won't be great sex, and it won't really be worth watching.  
The whole reason I got thinking about this subject by the way, are a couple little websites I was directed to by word of mouth. 

 Compare and contrast:  

Green Porno, a pet project of Isabella Rossellini's creation, produced by the Sundance Channel, in which Rossellini describes the mating habits of animals (the ones you'd least expect) in a weird and, sometimes, sexy way.  Nature is beautiful, and all that. 



 

Compare this with Porn for the Blind, a non-profit website designed to give the visually-impaired audio descriptions of short internet porn clips.  Not a completely outlandish concept when you think about it, until you actually listen to one: these files are about as erotic as castrated IRS agents.   It's funny until you imagine some poor blind guy trying to spice up an evening with this joke of a social service, his only other option being break-the-bank phone sex.  I mean, come on people, where's the feeling?  

  Isabella Rossellini somehow makes a hermaphrodite earthworm erotic, and yet these people make sex sound like a Drivers Ed. Manual.  It just goes to prove, it's not about the limits of what people are willing to do on camera, it's about a connection between two people.  That's what sex always boils down to right?  A human connection.  

Thursday, March 26, 2009

The bed is adequately made, the piles of useless papers I don't feel comfortable throwing away yet are neatly stacked, the dishes are drying, and the shades are drawn to equal heights, and a sneaking suspicion  that I may be what some call "anal retentive" is growing like a late afternoon shadow.
Recently I was discussing my peculiar eating schedule with my friend, Ted.  I related to him the necessary times at which I take meals, in order to prevent weakness or bad moods, when I noticed a disgusted expression of utmost admiration on his face.  Soon it wasn't just dinnertime we touched upon, but the naps I  find time for every Monday/Wednesday (being rather tuckered after dance class), and my habit of waiting until at least 9:30 on Weekend evenings before heading to the bar for (rather specifically, I'm afraid) a shot of Clan McGreggor and a pint of Pabst Bluest Ribbon, except on Thursdays when I sometimes indulge in one or two Vodka tonics.  
"Has it always been like this?" Ted asked, and I felt as though he was being polite  not saying, "Have you always been like this," which rings of freakdom, an accusation of weirdness.  
"No," I replied, and since that moment I've been thinking... Have I?


Not clean, or responsible, certainly not.  Even now, by many standards I am neither - but have I always been a creature of habit,  a slave to routine?  Maybe.
What terrible phrases.  Do they not imply that I am nothing better than a feral beast, host of urges and lacking will, lacking freedom?  Do they not imply that joy is bursting into flames, a paper airplane riding wildly a sudden stream of rain?  
The mountains of Kauai: these are beautiful mountains.  So lush and primeval, the imagination itself has no greater wilderness.  Jurassic Park, TV's Lost, a hundred movies and programs seek to capture these unknown forests for "slaves of routine" to marvel at, and I saw these mountains with my own two eyeballs, lucky me.  They were beautiful.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Spring Break Vacation Blog Dos!

After five carefree nights, the first stab of apprehension hit me today as I blew off plans to do homework, and then blew off homework for new plans.  I guess the joy of vacation begins to wear off exactly at the half-point - when the majority is behind you, the fear you have not made good use of it produces mild anxiety (though I've done a damn of rocking out thus far, and have no intention of quitting now).

Friday, March 13, 2009

Spring Break Vacation Blog Uno!

Day 1 and feelin' good.  Maybe I'll have a strawberry daquari.  But remember: vacations are like weekends;  the dread of going back to school/work/responsibility can ruin a Sunday.   

Question:  How long before the inevitable weight returns?  Three days?  Four? 
I'll let you know.

Monday, March 9, 2009

The Epic Struggle Between Art and Science Continues!

I wrote a short poem about one of many potentially disturbing problems to come out of the information age.  

Doctor Do-it-Yourself

The online medical
Diagnosis website
Offers worst-case scenerios:
Hermits and witches
With no common sense-
They chose not to seek
Help
Until they were rare specimens,
Wonderful abominations, spectacles
For the Journal Circus.
I’m looking for examples
Of skin cancer (it’s not in my family)
But a mole behind my ear is alive in my mind,
And my urologist father says, “Get it checked.”
I compare it to these fists of steaming pustules on
The necks and noses of the anonymous (dead), contributers
To a growing community of hypochondriacs, 
a new type of Mildew to research online.

 

 

 

Thursday, March 5, 2009

6 Months to Live

"If you were told you had six months to live, what would you do?"    
"Wait, in six months I suddenly drop dead, or do I have cancer, of what?  Am I sick?"
Professor Welkowitz rolls his eyes, explains the parameters.  Six months feeling healthy, one week in hospice, then ker-plunk.  Dead as a doornail.  
Everybody is talking about what they would do:  Rob a bank, try heroin, travel. 
"I'd probably be really depressed," I say.     
This scenario, you just can't imagine it.  Especially because nobody just drops dead from a symptomless disease.  That only happens in shitty movies.  In those movies, people do all the cliche things you'd expect them to.  They travel, because travel is associated with wisdom, and everybody wants to have a revelation before they die.  This person, they contact their son or daughter, the one they haven't spoken to in years.  It's a wrap-up.  An ending, so life can better resemble a storybook.  
In class, people are laughing and talking about this and that thing they always wanted to do.  They aren't thinking about what they would do with six months to live.  They're thinking about what they would do if there weren't any consequences.  

Friday, February 27, 2009

The Wishy Blade

It's 9:16 AM, and I have just woken up from a very strange dream.  

Walking home from the far Northern end of Court St. in Keene, a street vastly different from the one in reality, I crossed a rope bridge.  On the rope bridge laid the broken remnants of two pistol holsters, which I gathered, imagining their use in a halloween costume.  Also, a thin, silver sword,  partially sticking out of its sheath. I picked that up, too.  Halfway across the bridge, I suddenly grew anxious and started running.  After all, what if the person/s who had left these items came back?  The only thing I knew about the previous owner was that he/she/they carried guns and a sword.  Not reassuring.  At the end of the bridge (which ran alongside the road) I heard behind me the distant thunder of a motorcycle, and in slight panic, dropped the sword down into a small, muddy, tributary of some larger river.  Perched plainly on a flat rock was your stereotypical hobo, complete with bindle and scraggly beard, and he looked to where the sword fell in the water with excitement.  "No!" I cried, coveting the thing already, and jumped over the rail of the bridge into the water, and retrieved it.  As I picked it up, the blade cut my hand, and I noticed the contrast of red on the silver steel.  
Now the motorcyles (they had multiplied by this time) were closing in on me, and I jumped over some shrubbery to hide.  Gruff biker voices shouted at the hobo, who honorably covered for me (hobo code?).  I began to run.  Bursting though the foliage and back to a busy road, I looked desperately for a way to put some distance between my pursuers and I.   A small coupe, Toyota maybe, was pulling out of a gas station.  I jumped on the back, holding tightly to the thin roof rack, knocked on the window as though this were sane, and said, "Go!"
But we were stuck in traffic.  A few cars behind me the biker gang was revving their shit and generally freaking me out.  This must be a magic sword, I thought, or else they wouldn't want it so badly.  I closed my eyes and wished upon the weapon that my two-doored steed would go faster.  Nothing happened.  In a violently helpful sort of way, the lead biker called out, "The sword demands a sacrifice!"  Of course!   I cut my finger on the sharp edge and wiped the blood on the side, and wished again.  Suddenly, the car I was riding leapt forward through the traffic, and we were free.  Again, and again, I wished to go faster, until my eyes closed from the wind, and I felt as though I was flying through a wormhole in the universe, a vortex through time and space.  When I opened them I was not riding a car at all, but being piggybacked by a  beautiful blonde woman I do not know.  She had carried me to Paris; the Eiffel Tower stood erectly in the background. 
She turned to me, and cutting her hand on the magic blade I was still holding, she said, "I wish we were more than just friends," then kissed me.  We made out passionately until I awoke.

That's it.  Altogether, it was a pretty great dream.  I think I should sell the rights to Warner Brothers.  They'd turn it into a trilogy, and it would be called The Wishy Blade.  

Question:  dreams can be tedious for those who didn't experience them, but the temptation for the dreamer is to share it anyway.  Interestingly, if I had said that The Wishy Blade was a vision I had while on Peyote, it would take on a completely different meaning.  Both dreams and hallucinations are usually outside the realm of our control, and yet I feel that people are quicker to dismiss dreams as random, or inconsequential.  Perhaps it's all in the storytelling... 
So, the question is, do you think dreams are better translated in mediums other than the oral tradition?  Does a dream have more impact when recreated on film, or written down as a story than when simply told?  

Should I start a dream club?

Potential mission statement for The Dream Club:  to explore the personal response to dreams through artistic renderings and interpretive introspection, to study the patterns and potentially plethoric purposes behind dreaming via the artistic-scientific approach, to dream bigger, better, longer, scarier, sexier dreams every night.  

Thursday, February 19, 2009

A music review of sorts: Lonesome Lake, Ken's Last Ever Radio Extravaganza, Diane Cluck

Wednesday evening I attended the second show of the Colonial Theater's new Backstage series, in which the entire audience is seated, literally, backstage.  For those who've never been, the Colonial is a restored stage theater built in the 20's and renovated extensively in the 90's, and has been working as a community non-profit ever since.  
I think the demographic in attendance to the Colonial's usual fare has become somewhat predictable over the years, and the Backstage series is trying to bring a different kind of show, and a different kind of crowd.  Unfortunately, they're sending something of a mixed message: the fifteen dollar price tag is approximately ten dollars more than a college student or working twenty-something is willing to spend on a band he/she's never heard of.  
I bucked up, and coughed it up, primarily because some friends of mine were opening.  And it was nice - the empty theater served as a memorable backdrop.  Facing away from the rows or ornate stenciling and dimmed chandeliers, faced away from so much space, the performers seemed vulnerable.  I couldn't help but feel as though there was a statement being made, something just short of apparent, a spacial analogy for the generic counter-culture. 
First up, Lonesome Lake, a trio of mismatched looking characters did what they do best: that is, make good music, a blend of old-time Americana and the newer Indie sound.  The low throb of Jeff Murphy's standup bass permeated the air, high in the mix, as he sang backup vocals and thumped away with the casual effort of a true professional.  Bjorn Delacruz inevitably draws eyes as he draws his bow; his notes at first as undetected as the arrival of a garden snake later pierce the heart like cobra poison.  In the center was G.G. Moore, somehow looking both the toughest and the most sensitive of the trio.  Something in his posture lends to the image that this is a tormented man, but mostly it his lyrics that lead us to conclude Moore is at the center of an existential crisis.  
I could go on, but it would be unfair; I am both a fan and a friend of this trio, and any review I make could be accused of being biased.  I suggest you listen for yourself.  
After their set I walked through the dark rows of the main theater to stretch my legs, and get some water.  Upon returning a strange sight beset me:  the instruments and amplifiers had been cleared away and replaced by a small, circular wooden table designed for one, the kind you would see at any coffee shop.  A short man with a shaggy mop of curly, iron grey hair set up his laptop, from which a spattering of multi-colored wires fed in and out between adaptors and battery packs and something else (effects pedals?).  On the square of carpet next to the table was an open discarded backpack, and a liter of water. 
The short hippyish man sat down in a chair set at the table, leaned over into a microphone set close to his body, and quietly said, "I'm going to make some sounds.  I hope you like them."  Then, for the next half-hour or more, he barely moved.  Over the PA something like a harpsichord slowly grew in volume.  A couple sitting front and center chatted gregariously, unaware that the "show" was underway.  Who could blame them?  The techies hadn't even dimmed the lights.  The man with the laptop wasn't wearing shoes, and one of his wool-socked feet was folded under his opposite thigh as he stared at the monitor making minute movements on the keyboard.  He looked like one of millions, sitting at a coffee shop, doing research for his graduate thesis, or emailing his friends on the West Coast.  
I wondered: is he going to read poetry?  Is this a performance piece?  I craned my neck looking for a loop pedal, a sampler tucked behind the laptop, anything to explain what this may was going to do other than sit at his computer silently, barely moving.  He raised his hand to his chest, placed it upon his grey sweater, and I was sure this was the moment something was to happen, that he would burst out singing, or start an interpretive dance.  He plucked some lint off his grey sweater and gently lowered his arm.  A spot of heartburn, perhaps.
Now, I'm no stranger to experimental music.  Some I've enjoyed, some I've not, but I've always recognized that music was being made, that some effort was being expended. Knob-twisters, button-pushers, beat-matchers are all easy targets, but it's difficult to deny the creative process its myriad outlets.  However, there is a limit to the graciousness an audience grants it's artists, like suspension of disbelief.  This relaxed gentlemen, his hair just covering his eyes, could have been on Facebook for all we knew.  Nevermind the fact this kind of music isn't everyones cup of tea; there was no evidence live music was being played at all.  
The harpsichord (or whatever it was) started to change, some notes being played in reverse, and other sounds started to invade the mix, not necessarily in the same time or pitch.  I realized that this was it, this was the whole shabang.  As soon as it occurred to me, I glanced around to gauge the audiences response.  The couple in front was still chatting away unabashedly, to the chagrin of more serious listeners behind them.  A few others like me were scanning the crowd for understanding.  Most stared in varying states of intensity at the small shaggy-haired fellow sitting comfortably at his computer, as though he was doing, or about to do, something of interest.
After about ten minutes, two men in the otherwise empty row in front of me started to mumble to each other, clear signs of dissent.  They were dressed in working men's attire, and drank $4 beers from small, plastic cups.  Another five minutes, and the one on the left said to the other, "On three?  Three."  and they both got up and left.  I envied them their right to judge, their capacity to walk away.  As a musician myself (and I consider myself open to new experiences) I felt obligated to take this man very seriously.  Across the aisle, I noticed Eric Gagne of the folk duo Redwing Blackbird had his eyes dutifully closed, to better listen to the soundscape, or perhaps it was a clever cover for a nap.  After the chatty couple had been asked politely to quiet down, another gentleman started squeaking his wet sneaker in time to the music.  The lack of visual stimulus was taking its toll.  
I had been crying with silent laughter.  The sheer absurdity of this unexpected performer was  producing in me a succession of different reactions, like the five stages of grief.  After the humor left me and the music showed no signs of ending, I wondered if Diane Cluck (the headliner) had brought the shaggy-haired man as an endurance test to weed out potentially unhip patrons.  No, I thought, and a deep profundity took shape around him, a swelling feeling that, yes, I understood now what all this meant.  It was a statement about the isolation of man inside technology, the loneliness of global connectedness and communication.  Look at him, alone on a stage, shadowed by a gigantic empty theater, the center of a universe no one can see, the antithesis of "rock star", the embodiment of average man, look - he is every one of us.  
The music played on and soon this stage ended too, and I realized that no matter what grand statement this man may have inadvertently been making his music was fairly unoriginal and boring.  I had been right earlier.  It was simply an endurance test.
When the harpsichord returned and the man spoke into the microphone to tell us in his odd way that he was finished, I did not feel proud for having survived.  I was ready to hear Diane Cluck.  
She was great.  


Epilogue:  I spoke to the short, curly-haired after Diane played, and he was nice, and humble.  I signed his mailing list, feeling like a liar.  Check him out here.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The not-so-funny funnies

I never really liked the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schultz.  It never felt comic so much as depressing, and not in a "life sucks, ha ha ha" sort of way, but in a real sad, hopeless way.  
Here is a strip so depressing, it actually is funny. 


Check out Garfield minus Garfield here.

If this alteration of Jim Davis's otherwise bland strip is the epitome of comic depression,
The Perry Bible Fellowship must be schizophrenia.  No joking aside, it is probably the weirdest and funniest strip I've ever read.

check out PBF here.

Friday, February 13, 2009

ST. VALENTINE: TWISTING LITTLE KIDS SINCE FOREVER

Would you be my Valentine?  I'm not positive what it meant when I was six or seven, but I remember attaching a strong sense of social standing to those small folded pieces of paper we dropped into our construction paper heart-pockets.  We let our favorite cartoon characters express the love and affection those of us who are too shy, or too passive-aggressive, to express ourselves.  That, at the time, was all of us.  Ahh, grade school.  
Early in our social careers, the importance of romance is stressed as a sign of well-being, status, and forward personal momentum.  We counted our Valentines like dollar bills back then, the most popular children banding them in stacks of twenty-five.  Collecting crushes is a human past-time, one that can be difficult to stop practicing once you've gotten a taste:  Like the man-eating lion, steal someone's heart, and all you want is more.  
And we thought we were learning how to read and write.  




Thursday, February 12, 2009

School Book Review

John Elder Robison’s memoir, Look Me In The Eye, is very logically organized.  That is, in an outline, the topics follow a sensible progression.  The first third of the book details Robison’s childhood, the second, his life as an adult, and the third digresses: he pontificates his thoughts on marriage, having children himself, coping with aspergers syndrome, and coping with the death of his father. 

Unfortunately, this logical flow lacks the aesthetic poignancy a more focused memoir could have.  This is no doubt in part, or in whole, because of Robison’s Asperger Syndrome.  His inability to navigate the subtle social cues, and irrational quality of some emotion is a major them in the book, and the book itself is a representation of it. Filled with fascinating stories, and hilarious misadventures, but ultimately lacking in profound reflection, the book reminds me of a rock star’s memoir.  Rather than provoke the extraordinary from the ordinary, Robison has led a fascinating enough life to simply throw it on paper.  In fact, Robison is something of a rock star, albeit a nerdy one.  An electronic creative genius.  His intrument?  His brain.

Though evidence of his Asperger’s showed at a young age (though at the time it had not been given a name, and was badly misdiagnosed) it is difficult to tell how much John Elder’s tumultuous family life effected the progression of his condition.  His father was a drunk, and his mother suffered from psychosis.  John’s brother may have bore the brunt of their substandard parenting; John himself succeeded in abandoning ship sometime before the most disturbing episodes recounted in Augusten Burrough’s memoir, Running with Scissors.

Along with a penchant for questionably amusing practical jokes (including a fake hanging) Robison also developed a talent for electronic modification during his younger years.  His ability to manipulate sound equipment became valuable after he quit school, and began working with the band Fat.  Eventually, Robison became a formidable player in the music industry, and began creating the special effects guitars used by Ace Frehley of KISS. 

Rock n’ Roll can wear anybody out, and desperate for regular pay, Robison doctored a resume and got a job designing toys for Milton Bradley.  As an engineer, his special skills were put to use, and he was happy.  Later, as an executive in a variety of other positions with other companies, his social setbacks became clear, and he was not. 

John settled finally in the business of refurbishing and reselling classy automobiles.  His first marriage ended, his second began, he learned to be a father, and more or less, he lives happily ever after now. 

In the last few chapters, John Elder speaks often about the relief he felt after being diagnosed late in life with Aspergers.  Inadequacies he had felt all his life about lacking legitimacy in academia, and feeling like an outcast have finally been dispelled as John has gotten proper support and understanding.  He explains in part some of the idiosyncratic systems he employs in social settings as an Aspergian, and implores the reader to take the time to better understand the disease.

Robison’s memoir isn’t just about Aspergers; it’s also about anybody who grows up feeling as though they don’t fit in, anybody who fails to play social games well.  It is a testament to the power of will.  Not all the early misfits of the world have Robison’s intelligence; and in this, he becomes a poster child, a success story, the American Dream even.  Here is a man who, after dropping out of high school, has suceeded using sheer ingenuity and smarts.   

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Over-diagnosed, Over-medicated


A great deal of words and acronyms are used in defense of our behavior.  In this fashion, a diagnosis has frequently come to sound like an adjective, not a disease, or condition.
"That kid is totally ADHD."   Worse still, "Somebody get that kid some Ritalin."  
In class, it was mentioned that studies claim roughly between 30 and 40% of the population are likely to have a clinical anxiety disorder at some point in their lives.  Here is another speculative statistic:  I venture that 100% of the population is likely to experience, at some point in their lives, the feeling of anxiousness. 
What we decide is a disorder is up to us (or the folks who write the DSM).  There are no definitions handed down from high, no universal truths in psychology. To say that 40% suffer from an AD is ludicrous, and indicates an immediate need for reevaluation into the criteria used to diagnose it.  At this juncture, the risk of medicating people who fall into a normal spectrum of emotion is extremely high (which certain invested interests will have no problem doing).
Life is prepackaged with a sophisticated and individual array of dilemmas, blockades, and tough decisions. There is nothing abnormal about that.  For some, the obstacles are much greater than others, and the odds for fulfillment much smaller.  Sadly, it is often those of us born into greater financial privilege that are quicker to subscribe to medication.  Rather than reflect on unwanted situations we create for ourselves, we attack the problem chemically, altering our personalities to fit them.  Rather than find the right hole for the right block, we're just sanding the edges of the square and jamming it into the circle.
(Equally sad, much sadder actually, those of us who need medication are often the ones who cannot afford it, or cannot be depended upon to take it)
In class, Professor Welkowitz wondered if our generation of inclusion allows for greater openness in regards to psychological issues.  If this were so, the increasing rate of diagnosis for particular disorders (anxiety, depression, etc) would be directly connected to an increased awareness of, and decreased social resistance to these problems.  I am highly suspect of this viewpoint.  
As is evidenced in Malcolm Gladwell's book The Tipping Point, social awareness of suicide can increase reported cases of suicide in a localized area.  I believe grouping emotions as symptoms and labeling them disorders is a practice likely to attract thousands of sensitive individuals who thought they "were the only ones" coping with these kinds of problems.   From here, the effect snowballs.
I fear that my generation is quick to subscribe itself to psychological conditions in the same way one might subscribe to a religion, relate to an ethnicity, or identify with a subculture.  The myriad abuses probable in a world of over-medication is what I fear most.
It begs the question: Is there a drug in the planning phase for my Pharmacophobia? It's okay if there isn't.  I think I'd rather take the sugar pill.



Thursday, February 5, 2009

DRUGS VS BOOKS: The Eternal Debate Rages On!

Seven months ago, I quit smoking.  I smoked between a half-pack to a pack a day for eight years.  The fear that I would not be able to quit was terrifying: having felt simultaneous shame and relief after a previous failed attempt, I wasn't sure I could go through the process again.  
I forget now if there was a specific moment I committed, because I was generally aware of how miserable I was making myself every time I smoked.  I decided to use a two-pronged tactical method of stopping.  To reduce the physical sensation of withdrawal, I used the drug Chantix.  To break down the psychological addiction built brick by brick for eight years, I did what those who know my stubborn distaste for this type of literature never imagined I would do: I read a self-help book.  

Allen Carr's EasyWay to Stop Smoking, by (you guessed it) Allen Carr, is a book that from the outset looks dubious.  The brand-name title struck me as presumptuous, especially as a long-time smoker.  Flipping through doesn't help - skimming reveals passages you have heard a thousand times, worded a thousand ways, from a thousand relatives and concerned passers-by.  In fact, the book is badly written.  It's repetitive and boring.
But it worked.
Essentially, Carr's method effectively anti-brainwashes you with a vigorous, healthy brainwashing.  By the time you quit, Carr has derailed all your usual excuses and rationales for doing it.  If you go to his webpage (there is a link to it in the previous paragraph) you can read all the melodramatic testimonials various celebrities have given the "EasyWay" over the years.  I would add my own here, but my pride won't allow it.  Just look at the website.
Meanwhile, the featured side effect of Chantix as described by the accompanying pharmaceutical literature, and attested to by my ex-girlfriends mother, are horrible nightmares.  For me this was not the case:  it admirably reduced withdrawal symptoms and knocked me into a deep dream-state for eight hours every night.  I even awoke feeling refreshed.  I considered saving the extras for restless nights.  
My two-pronged attack was successful. If I were to rank the importance of each maneuver though, I believe the book contributed 95% of the victory.  
Cigarette addiction is mostly psychological.  Consider: I still occasionally have dreams where I smoke.  It's not because nicotine is still coursing inside me.  It's because eight years is a long time.  Eight years of association, memory, and habit won't just go away.  I'll probably have smokers dreams for decades.  But I'm okay with that.
The Chantix,  though helpful, started to feel like its own addiction.  Even after only three weeks, I started to get nervous if I hadn't had my dosage.  I wondered if I would break down without it, if all my success was only because of a pill, a manufactured hormone, replacement confidence.  Despite the drugs ludicrous recommendation to be taken for up to a year, I stopped taking it after three weeks.

I recommend the book to anybody trying to quit.
    

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Phelps! I need somebody! Phelps! Not just anybody!

Having worked in a photo lab, I know firsthand the number of pictures young (and not so young) people take while doing drugs.  Mostly it's underage drinking and smoking the reef, but sometimes I'd see something particularly stupid, like folks posing with homegrown plants.  There is a limit to what is overlooked, but if you reported all of it to the cops, half of Keene State would be at Westmoreland County Farm.  Or at least not be in college.
Considering the vast amount of photographic evidence of drug-use that exists and is not investigated, it would be a bunch of bullshizzle if Michael Phelps was arrested (if you don't know anything about the olympic medalists recent psuedo-scandal, click here).  If his endorsements abandon him, so be it.  That's what you get for being an international celebrity who isn't careful about having his picture taken.  But jail?  
Some have brought up Phelps status as a role model, claiming this surely obligates him to some sort of punishment.  To this, I can only wonder why it is we choose professional athletes as role models anyway.  They play sports well; I see no correlation to moral fiber.  And what's a little weed compared to Kobe's rape allegations?  Or the OJ Simpson trial?  


On a note of local news, NH state rep (Dem) Steven Lindsey is working on a bill to decriminalize marijuana in quantities up to an ounce.  Lindsey can often be seen about the town of Keene, usually gnawing (or maybe the proper term is gumming - I forget) persistently at a cigar butt.  The biggest effect this bill could have, I imagine, is on the dollar amount the city collects from possession and distribution fines.  For that reason alone, I suspect it will not pass.  
  One fellow is quoted in the Keene Sentinel article on the subject, as having seen, "countless examples of young people unable to hold jobs or care for their children because of frequent marijuana use."  
I've seen countless examples of people unable to provide for a multitude of reasons, and can't help but wonder if those who fail because of marijuana wouldn't replace the substance with alternative reasoning, were weed not a readily available excuse.    


Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sooner or later, I knew I would have to post something class-related.

Today in class, I was hard-pressed to come up with a repetitive behavior that interferes with my daily life.  I quit biting my nails when I was fourteen after a shopping cart accident fattened my lower lip into a bloated purple mutant-slug.  I don't write lists, or wash my hands too much.  I quit smoking seven months ago.  Admittedly I bounce my leg under desks, and drum on tables with my fingernails, but those habits only bother other people.  No need to change them.  
For lack of something better, I settled on excessive internet use as my repetitive action.  I check my email anywhere from once to five times a day.  Before a kindly neighbor chose not to secure his wireless, my access to the web was limited.  I checked it once or twice daily at school.  In comparison to last year, my habit seems to have grown out of control, but I speculate that if the number of times I check my email was compared to the number of times the average student checks his Facebook account (I have avoided getting one thus far) I'd be a beacon of healthy restraint.  Five checks per day is nothing in our modern technological era.  
Ultimately, I have no need to axe my annoying habits - what I need to do is start more healthy ones!  For example, why not finally make use of the calendars my Mom gets me every year?  I could benefit from a little organization in my life.   Why not take yoga and work on stretching my freakishly inflexible hammies?  Why not set goals for how much writing I do every week, how much music I play?  
It's easy to get worked up with this kind of attitude.  Every New Years, millions of ambitious resolutions are made that have no forward momentum.  It's easy to say you'll change.   I guess the question we have to consider is whether or not it's easier to quit negative behavior, or maintain positive behavior.  

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Inclement Weather Policy Enacted Prematurely? Guess not.

Outside, the snow has turned to freezing rain in the most literal sense.  Every stinging piece of shrapnel can be held for only a moment in ones palm; a perfectly smooth teardrop or globe, as manufactured-looking as the plastic bubble at the end of a hot-glue gun, then suddenly an unremarkable wetness.  Yesterday, at quarter to seven I heard classes were curtailed in anticipation of the storm.  I balked, in New Hampshire fashion, that we would tuck our tails so quickly at a little snow.  I expect the Ice Storm that left so many powerless this December (I was miraculously unaffected) set the tone of fear this Winter. However, I will admit today the healthy helping of white perhaps warranted school closure.  
It is a welcome respite from the brown, salt-licked snowbanks, though they'll only return en masse in a day or two. 


Here are some pictures taken with my laptop camera of the view from my apartment.  It's amazing how little separates my resting head from the cold pillows outside.





Sunday, January 25, 2009

What do Kurt Russell and Rihanna have in common? As far as I know, nothing except this blog.

Last night I dreamt that Kurt Russell, star of such films as Stargate and Big Trouble in Little China, led a group of animal rights activist/terrorists into my old home, where they released a number of small mammals and hid massive bees nests around the house. The bees stung me all over, as I frantically chased down cats and chipmunks.  It was an inconvenient detail that I was dressed only in my underwear.   An elderly activist/terrorist was also stung, and went into anaphalactic shock - I  honorably picked her up underneath her armpits, and tossed her outside into the snow, clear of the attacking insects, then in a sobbing fit of emotional rage tackled Kurt Russell down a flight of stairs, breaking his neck under my bodyweight.

The dream doesn't immediately lend itself to interpretation.


Show went well the other night; attendance was good. I covered Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles, inserting the first verse and chorus from Rihanna's Umbrella during the bridge; it was a hit medley.  A new song, somewhat inspired by discussion and consideration of protest music, specifically Dylan's younger years, and Working Class Hero by John Lennon, was also debuted.  Feedback was good.  After my set, I relaxed into a comfy armchair, and let  The Accident that Led Me to the World blow my effing mind.  I was privileged to play with them.   Later in the evening my friend Mike held a bonfire in the shallow woods by his residence, where I fell into an existential introspection regarding the divide between the music I love, and the music I make.  It is entirely impossible, though it can't stop me from trying, to objectively critique my own work as a musician.  Would I like it were I not its creator?

If the music I create is an expression of who I am, then perhaps it makes sense that I would have an ambiguous reaction to it: I am after all human, and rife with character flaws.  In a social context, I'm not ashamed of these qualities.  At times I embrace them.

 A friend of mine recently said, "Anything you can say about music, you can say about life."  A stubborn man could prove him wrong, but I understood what he meant.  It is quite weird, however, to investigate the depth of myself by analyzing the depth of my musical expression.  Perhaps I should leave it to the critics.  

Friday, January 23, 2009

Strange Dreams and Great Expectations

Had a dream last night where I kissed an older woman in the middle of a camp soccer game, then later confessed so to my mother.  Other details slipped my mind that now seem more relevant;  All that's left is that particular Freudian field day.  
I tend not to believe in dream analysis on any literal basis (ie: flying represents lack of control, carrots represent the phallus, cupcakes represent childhood), but it's easy to see why people are fascinated by the unintentional creations of their brains.  People have a difficult time believing that dreams have no meaning; thoughout history, we have demanded meaning of anything complex and strange.  The visions or oracles, astrology, the dialectic between coincidence and fate, all good examples.  Dreams are another deep pool in which we fish for reason.  

More on this later, maybe, if the dreams are weird enough to report.

I am playing a show tonight, opening for a band called The Accident That Led Me to The World, a dreamy title if I do say so.  I have come in recent times to become a little superstitious about shows:  If the last was particularly good, I naturally repeat everything from that day in similar fashion.  In the past I've found this habit disgusting in the sports world, which ought to have everything to do with skill (besides, superstition has a way of being unhygienic) but I suppose music is no different.  The instinct stems from the life truth that no matter how hard you try at something, how hard you practice or prepare, there is an element of chaos in whether or not you succeed.  Copying the formula from a previous success is an attempt to re-create the biological and psychological conditions that led to it.  The accident that led me to the good show, so to speak.  The real bummer is what a lark it feels like while you're doing it, and how important it feels if it works.  If I have a bad show tonight, I can abandon the routine, but if it's good the cycle continues.  How silly.  

Thursday, January 22, 2009


It wasn't my intention for this blog to be about my own abnormal psychology, but as I sat at my computer perusing pictures of celebrities and political figures playing table-tennis, I have to admit my practical use as subject.